Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself.
-Cicero

No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
- Mignon McLaughlin

A community is like a ship; everyone ought to be prepared to take the helm.
-Henrik Ibsen

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
- A. Whitney Brown

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
- Ernestine Ulmer

Our ability to delude ourselves may be an important survival tool.
- Jane Wagner

We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.
- Lilly Tomlin, as Ernestine the Operator

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
- Woody Allen

No more tears now; I will think about revenge.
- Mary Queen of Scots

Publicity is the life of this culture - in so far as without publicity capitalism could not survive - and at the same time publicity is its dream.
- John Berger

Sanity is a cozy lie.
- Susan Sontag

Your worst humiliation is only someone else's momentary entertainment.
- Karen Crockett

Another damned, thick, square, book! Always scribble, scribble, scribble! Eh! Mr. Gibbon?
- William Henry, Duke of Gloucester

Having something to say is overrated.
- Adair Lara

The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting.
-Amanda Cross